I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
i love this post, finally someone said it! in all my years of fucking fedoras, neither of us have ever gotten pregnant and i cum EVERY time. signal boosting this shit to the masses
that’s a fucking trilby
^reblogging for trilby
Also: that’s not even accurate data for perfect use of the first two but anyway
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
if i were a tryhard: the photoset
when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…
I counted 5
who do you think took the fucking photo
by popular demand, the alpha trolls as hitmen!
story-wise, most of the alpha trolls are very minor characters who all reside in the somnium sector. porrim is a professional crooner at upscale gold fortune clubs and latula frequents local arcades in her free time. kankri is, well he’s kankri. he is familiar with karkat and likes to talk his ear off when he gets the chance.
I tried to communicate with a friend
Why does the whale say ow ow ow
WH4T 1S… TH1S? >:?
I’m actually not convinced that doge is a more difficult syntax, actually; I think the opposite is true, at least from a purely grammatical/syntactical perspective. I’d be glad to hear from an actual linguist, since it’s not my official field, but this is my impression.
Doge possesses no verbs, even after the markers (here, the intensifiers) are introduced. LOLcat, on the other hand, has at least four different identifiable verb forms; it has the copula, the present tense, the progressive, and a simplified past tense in which all endings are resolved to -ed (e.g. “i made you a cookie but i eated it”)*.
(*—I’m aware that I’m mixing tense and aspect here, which is why I use “forms” and not either tense or aspect, as my aim is to show the variety of functions the verb can appear in within a LOLcat expression.)
On the other hand, LOLcat tends to not take compounds, be they compound nouns, adjective-noun pairs, or even non-compounded noun abstractions (i.e. in the LOLphilosophers meme, you would be more likely to see “im in ur base, challenging ur superstructure” than “im in ur episteme, exposin the prduction of scientifik knowlidg”). (Both dialects seem to eschew prepositional phrases equally so that’s a draw.)
Basically—doge seems to have a simpler, or at least more regimented, grammatical structure than LOLcat, which in turn seems to allow it to explore more complex philosophical ideas annnnnnd I’ll just show myself out.
Lolcats are obviously more syntactically complex than doge come on
This is all I wanted
CLIMBS ON TOP OF THE FENCE TO THE DOG PARK AND YELLS
GET DOWN FROM THERE
#this just in: listeners someone has climbed the fence of the dog park perched themselves upon it like a bird and has been yelling ever since learning of a book release #the city council would like to remind you that this is why books are outlawed #for your own protection
As long as there is no official canon artwork representation of the characters, I am more than fine with this
every Doctor Who theme at once
This is how i felt when all the doctors joined together to save Gallifrey.
this would suit Capaldi perfectly
the opening sequence can just be this gif
I’ve never had goosebumps like that before…..my body was NOT ready…
I’M GOING TO SCREAM, I WAS LEAVING THE WALMART AND I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SCREECH “DIRK” AND I LOOK AROUND AND THIS GUY IS WEARING A JAKE SHIRT POINTING AT MY SHIRT AND WE STOOD THERE FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES YELLING “JAKE!!!” “DIRK!!!!”
I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY OMG
ah the mating call of the homestuck
When I see another Homestuck out in the wild I love to just casually go “hey, Dave, ‘sup” and keep walking. I’m a 21-year-old male with a beard and looks of shock and disbelief I get are priceless.