"I am Bruce Wayne".
"Please touch my butt."
"I’m really into anime."
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AND NOW I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 15 MINUTES
I AM LEGIT CRYING!!!
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.
THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.
the only card i will ever send
art students before a final is due
Spartan children train from a young age to withstand grueling pain.
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
'Flower Gleam and Glow'
Drawn in the Brushes 3 app for iPad over the course of two months. Please do not repost.
I ALMOST SCROLLED PAST AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS FAN ART
DRAWN ON AN IPAD?! WHAT ARE YOU.
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
#Things that sound perfect normal to us but insane to everyone else